Well I sold my old pickup and don’t have no SUV
I can’t say I made a lot, but they tell me I’m more green
You know this world is getting hot and the sky is turning gray
My tank fills up real fast, but the ride takes all day
I guess the muscle car is gone, no more Pontiac
The next thing we’ll be ridin’ will be on a railroad track
I’ve got the Hybrid Car Blues

I can’t even lay a scratch
My car’s too slow to pass
When I get home I have to plug it in
It moves too slow to crash
I can’t go this slow
I wish I could go back to when cars were built to roll
I’ve got the Hybrid Car Blues and that’s a natural fact

I never had a hemi, but my cars were all V8
Four barrel carburetor and thirsty for a date
My Chevy’s at the Levee and my Ford’s in granny low
I can’t Dodge the Oldsmobile cause AMC will know
What happened to whitewalls and dual cherry bombs
When I put the pedal to the metal it sounds like something’s wrong
I’ve got the Hybrid Car Blues

I can’t even lay a scratch
My car’s too slow to pass
When I get home I have to plug it in
It moves too slow to crash
I can’t go this slow
I wish I could go back to when cars were built to roll
I’ve got the Hybrid Car Blues and that’s a natural fact

I’ve got the Hybrid Car Blues
I’ve got the Hybrid Car Blues
I’ve got the Hybrid Car Blues